Michelle Lynn's Intrigued Mind

Oh, The Thoughts I Think…

1.

The thought of grown men and women licking neon orange powder off of their fingers makes me giggle, but it also makes me nauseous. We are the problem.

2.

Slutty Superheroes are getting ridiculous. I have done it… I have been a “Sexy Green Lantern”, and a “Sexy Batgirl”… but I have learned the error of my ways. There really should only be sexy costumes for truly sexy superheroes! Such as: Sally Jupiter ( I have also been…. and NO ONE KNEW WHO I WAS!), Black Widow, Silk Spectre II, Wonder Woman, Catwoman etc… NO MORE of this Sexy Robin, Sexy Peter Pan, Sexy Joker. Please stop the madness. Also, are you just trying to entice the men, or do you REALLY have a passion for Robin? Because… no one has a passion for Robin. If you are going to dress like a man superhero, why in God’s name would you dress as Robin? Just… stop.

3.

I like night drives. They relax me. I sleep very little, and I never fall right asleep. However, I am scared to go alone because of all of the things that Law and Order has taught me! TV, how dare you take away my sanity!